The “American Horror Story” Character For Your Zodiac Sign

Here’s the “American Horror Story” Character You’d Be Based on Your Zodiac Sign

Who are you?

By Aliza Polkes | Published Apr 17, 2017

Photo Credit: "American Horror Story" via FX

As depraved and twisted as some of them may be, it’s hard not to see yourself, at least partially, in one of the characters who populate the massive American Horror Story universe. From Murder House, all the way through to Roanoke, AHS has given us some of the best characters in recent television memory. Read on to find which American Horror Story character is your zodiac twin.

Still from *American Horror Story* via FX
Photo Credit: "American Horror Story" via FX

Arrogant, confrontational, adventurous: you’re all that and then some. Even when the head of your coven tries to kill you, surprise bitch! You come back from the dead.

Stubborn, possessive, and independent, you won’t let anyone throw you off your pedestal. Just make sure your underlings don’t mutiny, and try to stab you in the back.

Sweet and friendly one moment, guarded and suspicious the next: your personality goes to extremes. Just make sure you don’t let the murderous side get the best of you.

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You just want to be loved! Is that really so much to ask? If no one can understand that, well: your overemotional nature may get the best of you, leading to disastrous consequences.

You are the center of the universe, and if you don’t get what you want when you want it, there will be hell to pay.

Intelligent, observant, and practical, you’ve got the skills to handle any situation. Like, being trapped in an asylum, or in a serial killer’s clutches, for example.

You’re a romantic who uses your charms to get what you want, whether it be a lover, or the blood of innocent children.

Power-hungry, manipulative, domineering: you’d sell your soul for eternal life and power, in order to reestablish your authority over, as well as punish, those who ousted you from your rightful role as leader.

You’re intelligent, with a great capacity for love. Hopefully this isn’t too obscured by your psychopathic tendencies…

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You’re shy; you’d rather spend time in the company of your dolls than with other people. Despite this, your discipline and patience are forces to be reckoned with.

A creative free spirit, you can’t stand being tied down to anyone or anything—least of all to a coven of witches that thinks you may be its new leader.

Those big lobster-claw hands hide your sensitive, empathetic, and trusting personality. Make sure not to be too trusting, though: you may end up handless, in a jail cell.

Featured still of "Freak Show" via FX

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