On February 4, 2021 I spoke with Latifa, who’s based out of Louisville, KY, for 30-minutes on the telephone at the very reasonable price of $65. I not only got that loving confirmation I was fishing for, but also alarming revelations such as the fact that a ghost woman who likes to cook hangs out in my kitchen, and that the spirit of my dad is also always here, looking over things, watching out for us, and most likely judging me for spending money I should be saving for things like, oh, mortgage or whatever.

I’ve had two two prior sessions with a psychic, myself. The first took place during a street fair in Riverside, California, where I spent my formative years, and I was told then that this was my first life as a human and that, in every previous life time, I’d been a wild dog of some sort. The second session happened in New York while on a particularly bad date and I was instructed to clear my blocked third eye by going home and dumping Visine on my head, which I did. The success of this is to be determined, but I do have the unique ability to predict the exact chain of events in any given episode of Law & Order SVU so … maybe?

While I’ve always had pets that I loved, and always wondered, to what degree, they loved me back, I’d never been previously compelled to seek out a psychic to communicate with them. The loss of my dad, mom, and grandmother over the past seven years has made me even more curious about “what’s out there” than I already very much was, so I dialed up Latifa with a mix of hunger for signs of a world bigger than the one we know, and ingrained skepticism.

Latifa lost some points within the first few minutes of our call by referring to Dracula as “he.” This is a common mistake, and something that should be expected when you name a precious female puppy after an ancient Transylvanian vampire. That being said, I can always argue the case that Dracula is technically a last name, and can therefore apply to any (or no) gender. Once we got past this though, I was surprisingly wowed by how spot-on the psychic was when it came to the specific way she described Dracula’s thoughts, and the things she knew about my house, and my family, that she couldn’t have possibly known.

Latifa told me that Dracula was the fourth of her litter to be born, that she’s happy with us, that she gets bored easily, and that she wants another dog her size and age to play with. I was instructed to make a habit of letting my dog know our daily schedule in a more detailed way, and to describe days by “light” and “dark” because that’s how dogs mark time. So, instead of saying “in two days we’re going to the dog park,” I should instead say “in two lights we’re going to the dog park.”

My Session With a Dog Psychic Revealed That My House Is Haunted

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