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Happy Valentine’s Day! xo Norman Bates

Valentine cards featuring your favorite serial killers? You can only wish you had these in grade school.


Be mine. 

No matter how many bad dates you’ve had – or how many toxic relationships you’ve been in, you can always say, “At least I’ve never dated a serial killer.”

Until now.

This year, send yourself a sweet sentiment from your favorite fictional psycho: mother murderer Norman Bates, cult leader Joe Carroll, brunette basher Paul Spector, or ultra-intelligent cannibal Hannibal Lecter.

Or give one to a unlucky-in-love friend. Nothing says, “I care for your safety and wellbeing,” like a valentine from The Lineup.

 Hey, Sweetheart, download a PDF of all four cards here. Then sign up for our newsletter and get more fun delivered to your inbox each week.

joe carroll valentine


paul spector - serial killer valentine


hannibal lecter valentine