No matter how many bad dates you’ve had – or how many toxic relationships you’ve been in, you can always say, “At least I’ve never dated a serial killer.”
This year, send yourself a sweet sentiment from your favorite fictional psycho: mother murderer Norman Bates, cult leader Joe Carroll, brunette basher Paul Spector, or ultra-intelligent cannibal Hannibal Lecter.
Or give one to a unlucky-in-love friend. Nothing says, “I care for your safety and wellbeing,” like a valentine from The Lineup.
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